Thanks for Flight with Us

Hello friends. I want to share a little joke for you.

A plane is having a problem when flight above the sea. The plane is from the airline that famous for it cheap flight. The captain tries to contact the nearest airport to make emergency landing.

Captain : Roger, control tower, inbound for landing
Tower   : What'happen?
Captain : Our plane is in trouble. We need to land as soon as possible
Tower   : Negative. We all are too busy to watch soccer match in television. We don't have time to arrange your landing.
Captain : But...
Tower   : Just make emergency landing in the sea!
Captain : But...
Tower   : Enough! We want to focus watching this match!

Regarding the situation, the captain makes a decision to land the plane on the sea. Before landing the plane, the captain makes announcement to the passengers.

"Dear passengers, I want to let you know that in a few minutes, we will have an emergency landing on the sea. To make the evacuation to be easier, the passengers that can swim move and sit to the right side of the plane, while the passengers that can't swim move to the left side of the plane."

Just about few minutes, the captain makes a perfect emergency landing in the middle of the sea. After the plane has landed, the captain makes announcement again.

"For the passengers on the right side, please wear your life vest that placed under your seat, then swim as soon as possible before the plane sinks. For the passengers on the life side, thanks for flight with us"