Rules in The Work Place

How are you my friends? I hope we always in good health. Now, I want to share a humor story that I read in an Indonesian book. Here we are.

A new employee comes first time to his new company. It's his first day in the company. Before he starts work, his boss show him the rules in this company. Here the rules:

1. Work clothes
You are suggested to wear clothes that fit with your wage. If we see you wear deluxes suit, bring Aigner bag, or wear Gucci shoes, we will assume that you live well with your wage and won't give pay hike until you poor again.

2. License to ill
Company will not accept license to ill from the doctor as evidence that you ill. If you capable to see the doctor, we assume that you capable to work.

3. Surgery
You are forbidden to do any surgery that take part of your body! We pick you with complete body. If some part of your body is missing, we take that as violation of work agreement.

4. Permit to leave
You are not permitted to leave at work time even there are eany of your family died. You can't do anything about the death of your family. Please oder the other member of your family that unemployed to take care of the funeral. There is exception if the one who died are yourself. However, you have to submit your notification 2 weeks before because we have to train your successor.

5. The use of office toilet
There are too much times that discarded in the toilet! Therefore, we make the schedule to use office toilet. The employee with initial name "A" can go to toilet at 09.00-09.20. The employee with initial name "B" can go at 09.20-09.40 and so on. If you have no time to go to the toilet at your schedule, you have to wait until tomorrow. In an emergency situation, you can exchange your schedule with the other employee but you have to ask written permission from your supervisor.

6. Lunch time
The employees with thin body are given an hour for lunch time so that they can eat much in order to appear healthier.
The employees with normal body are given a half an hour to lunch to avoid eat too much.
The employees with thick body are given only 5 minutes in lunch time because they only permitted to drink diet pil.


So, do you want to work at that company? You can submit your application to me, haha. Have a nice day!