|| Tuesday, June 25, 2013 || || Leave a comments
An airplane that flights from Surabaya to Jakarta have a machine trouble. The pilot try to contact control tower in the nearest airport to ask help while the co-pilot take the wheel.
Pilot : mayday..mayday.. need help
Control tower : We notice your message. What's happen?
Pilot : My airplane is having trouble.
Control tower : What kind of truble is it?
Pilot : Our machine is dead and can't be turned on again.
Control tower : Okay, stay calm.
Pilot : Okay, but we need help.
Control tower : We'll try our best to help you. Please report your height and position!
Pilot : Well, I'm 1.85 meters and my position is in the front seat.
haha, hope this joke will entertain you. Have a nice day!
Pilot : mayday..mayday.. need help
Control tower : We notice your message. What's happen?
Pilot : My airplane is having trouble.
Control tower : What kind of truble is it?
Pilot : Our machine is dead and can't be turned on again.
Control tower : Okay, stay calm.
Pilot : Okay, but we need help.
Control tower : We'll try our best to help you. Please report your height and position!
Pilot : Well, I'm 1.85 meters and my position is in the front seat.
haha, hope this joke will entertain you. Have a nice day!
Thanks for Flight with Us
|| Saturday, June 22, 2013 || aa,cc || Leave a comments
Hello friends. I want to share a little joke for you.
A plane is having a problem when flight above the sea. The plane is from the airline that famous for it cheap flight. The captain tries to contact the nearest airport to make emergency landing.
Captain : Roger, control tower, inbound for landing
Tower : What'happen?
Captain : Our plane is in trouble. We need to land as soon as possible
Tower : Negative. We all are too busy to watch soccer match in television. We don't have time to arrange your landing.
Captain : But...
Tower : Just make emergency landing in the sea!
Captain : But...
Tower : Enough! We want to focus watching this match!
Regarding the situation, the captain makes a decision to land the plane on the sea. Before landing the plane, the captain makes announcement to the passengers.
"Dear passengers, I want to let you know that in a few minutes, we will have an emergency landing on the sea. To make the evacuation to be easier, the passengers that can swim move and sit to the right side of the plane, while the passengers that can't swim move to the left side of the plane."
Just about few minutes, the captain makes a perfect emergency landing in the middle of the sea. After the plane has landed, the captain makes announcement again.
"For the passengers on the right side, please wear your life vest that placed under your seat, then swim as soon as possible before the plane sinks. For the passengers on the life side, thanks for flight with us"
A plane is having a problem when flight above the sea. The plane is from the airline that famous for it cheap flight. The captain tries to contact the nearest airport to make emergency landing.
Captain : Roger, control tower, inbound for landing
Tower : What'happen?
Captain : Our plane is in trouble. We need to land as soon as possible
Tower : Negative. We all are too busy to watch soccer match in television. We don't have time to arrange your landing.
Captain : But...
Tower : Just make emergency landing in the sea!
Captain : But...
Tower : Enough! We want to focus watching this match!
Regarding the situation, the captain makes a decision to land the plane on the sea. Before landing the plane, the captain makes announcement to the passengers.
"Dear passengers, I want to let you know that in a few minutes, we will have an emergency landing on the sea. To make the evacuation to be easier, the passengers that can swim move and sit to the right side of the plane, while the passengers that can't swim move to the left side of the plane."
Just about few minutes, the captain makes a perfect emergency landing in the middle of the sea. After the plane has landed, the captain makes announcement again.
"For the passengers on the right side, please wear your life vest that placed under your seat, then swim as soon as possible before the plane sinks. For the passengers on the life side, thanks for flight with us"
Rules in The Work Place
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How are you my friends? I hope we always in good health. Now, I want to share a humor story that I read in an Indonesian book. Here we are.
A new employee comes first time to his new company. It's his first day in the company. Before he starts work, his boss show him the rules in this company. Here the rules:
1. Work clothes
You are suggested to wear clothes that fit with your wage. If we see you wear deluxes suit, bring Aigner bag, or wear Gucci shoes, we will assume that you live well with your wage and won't give pay hike until you poor again.
2. License to ill
Company will not accept license to ill from the doctor as evidence that you ill. If you capable to see the doctor, we assume that you capable to work.
3. Surgery
You are forbidden to do any surgery that take part of your body! We pick you with complete body. If some part of your body is missing, we take that as violation of work agreement.
4. Permit to leave
You are not permitted to leave at work time even there are eany of your family died. You can't do anything about the death of your family. Please oder the other member of your family that unemployed to take care of the funeral. There is exception if the one who died are yourself. However, you have to submit your notification 2 weeks before because we have to train your successor.
5. The use of office toilet
There are too much times that discarded in the toilet! Therefore, we make the schedule to use office toilet. The employee with initial name "A" can go to toilet at 09.00-09.20. The employee with initial name "B" can go at 09.20-09.40 and so on. If you have no time to go to the toilet at your schedule, you have to wait until tomorrow. In an emergency situation, you can exchange your schedule with the other employee but you have to ask written permission from your supervisor.
6. Lunch time
The employees with thin body are given an hour for lunch time so that they can eat much in order to appear healthier.
The employees with normal body are given a half an hour to lunch to avoid eat too much.
The employees with thick body are given only 5 minutes in lunch time because they only permitted to drink diet pil.
So, do you want to work at that company? You can submit your application to me, haha. Have a nice day!
A new employee comes first time to his new company. It's his first day in the company. Before he starts work, his boss show him the rules in this company. Here the rules:
1. Work clothes
You are suggested to wear clothes that fit with your wage. If we see you wear deluxes suit, bring Aigner bag, or wear Gucci shoes, we will assume that you live well with your wage and won't give pay hike until you poor again.
2. License to ill
Company will not accept license to ill from the doctor as evidence that you ill. If you capable to see the doctor, we assume that you capable to work.
3. Surgery
You are forbidden to do any surgery that take part of your body! We pick you with complete body. If some part of your body is missing, we take that as violation of work agreement.
4. Permit to leave
You are not permitted to leave at work time even there are eany of your family died. You can't do anything about the death of your family. Please oder the other member of your family that unemployed to take care of the funeral. There is exception if the one who died are yourself. However, you have to submit your notification 2 weeks before because we have to train your successor.
5. The use of office toilet
There are too much times that discarded in the toilet! Therefore, we make the schedule to use office toilet. The employee with initial name "A" can go to toilet at 09.00-09.20. The employee with initial name "B" can go at 09.20-09.40 and so on. If you have no time to go to the toilet at your schedule, you have to wait until tomorrow. In an emergency situation, you can exchange your schedule with the other employee but you have to ask written permission from your supervisor.
6. Lunch time
The employees with thin body are given an hour for lunch time so that they can eat much in order to appear healthier.
The employees with normal body are given a half an hour to lunch to avoid eat too much.
The employees with thick body are given only 5 minutes in lunch time because they only permitted to drink diet pil.
So, do you want to work at that company? You can submit your application to me, haha. Have a nice day!
I Give It to You
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One thing that make me sad about Indonesia is there is seems to be no privacy for mobile phone number. Every one who have mobile phone often get message from unknown number. Most of them are advertisement. I also often get this kind of message and I feel that it is really annoying. I don't know how can they got our number. Some people think that maybe some persons from the phone company sell the phone number data to advertising company.
Besides advertising message, the other message that is very annoying and even more dangerous is fraud message. For example, we receive message that wrritten "You win a car from a lottery. Please send us money (the amount is varies) to pay the tax." I and my family know that this kind of message is fraud and never care about that kind of message. Unfortunately, many people still believe this kind of message. After they realized that they were deceived, they report it to the police. But usually it was too late and the culprit can't be found. They usually throw their Subscriber Identity Module (SIM) phone card after they get their money. Therefore police can't track them. The SIM phone card is very cheap in Indonesia and you can have as many as you wish. In Indonesia you may often meet people with 2 or even 3 mobie phone with different number because there are no rules that restrict the number of SIM card.
One of my friend ever told me about his experience regarding this case. He also often get fraud messages but he can't be decceived. Once, after he got a message that he won a car, he replied the message. He wrote. "I already have too many cars in my garrage. My garrage can't accommodate one more. So, I give those car to you. Enjoy your car." And I laugh when He told me his reply. Perhaps I should try it too.
Besides advertising message, the other message that is very annoying and even more dangerous is fraud message. For example, we receive message that wrritten "You win a car from a lottery. Please send us money (the amount is varies) to pay the tax." I and my family know that this kind of message is fraud and never care about that kind of message. Unfortunately, many people still believe this kind of message. After they realized that they were deceived, they report it to the police. But usually it was too late and the culprit can't be found. They usually throw their Subscriber Identity Module (SIM) phone card after they get their money. Therefore police can't track them. The SIM phone card is very cheap in Indonesia and you can have as many as you wish. In Indonesia you may often meet people with 2 or even 3 mobie phone with different number because there are no rules that restrict the number of SIM card.
One of my friend ever told me about his experience regarding this case. He also often get fraud messages but he can't be decceived. Once, after he got a message that he won a car, he replied the message. He wrote. "I already have too many cars in my garrage. My garrage can't accommodate one more. So, I give those car to you. Enjoy your car." And I laugh when He told me his reply. Perhaps I should try it too.
Feces of Death
|| || art performance,feces of death,funny band,guitar,guitarist,humor,junior high,mellow song,music || Leave a comments
Hello Friends. Do you like music? I bet almost all of you like music. Can you play music instrument? I can play some music instruments and my favourite is guitar. The guitar in the picture is my cousin accoustic guitar. I have my own accoustic guitar but one of the string is broken and I haven't replaced it with the new one.
I started learn to play guitar when I was first grade at junior high school. My aunt bought me a guitar back then, in 2001. I was very happy at that time because I like music very much. I need times to be able to play. Time goes by and when I just start the third grade at junior high, my art teacher told us that all of third grade student will have art performances in the end of the year as the examinations in art course. We were given choice to perform dance or music in group. I and 5 of my friends agree to build a music band. I was in the guitar while two of my friends as vocalist, one as bassist, one in keyboard and one as drummer.
We have almost one year to prepare our performance. We often spend time to practice together but we not forget to study for the other courses too. Usually, we practice at my house with accoustic instruments. The arts performance itself will be with electric instruments but we don't have electric instruments to practice. We only practice twice or three times (I forget) with electric instruments at music studio that owned by my other friends. We already decided the song that we will play far before the arts performance. That's why we can focus in only one song when we practiced.
Near the time, my teacher give announcement that we have to give name for our group. At that time, we have difficulties to decided the name. Many names was proposed by each of us but can't be accepted by all members. Until someday, my funniest friend who hold bass position proposed the name that made us laugh (and little bit disgusted) which is "Feces of Death". Tough we thought that it is funny, frightening and gross, we all agree to use that name.
Finally the day is arrived. In the middle of school yard, we performed at the stage. When we announced our band name, i think the spectators guess us will play underground or at least rock music based on our band name. When we started to play with melody, the spectators was laugh. Yes, they laugh because with the frightening and gross name, we play a mellow song! Yes, a mellow song, haha. That's why we all think if that's name were funny because it's not proportional with our song. Perhaps we weren't the best performer that time but I think we were the mosst surprising performer, haha. Enjoy your day!
